everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
^ sounds like a plan
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Miley speaks for us all.
I am by no means a Miley fan, but this is great.
nah, he ran into her knife
he ran into her knife ten times
HE HAD IT COMING
HE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG
in which, once again, tumblr makes light of murder whilst maintaining that rape needs a trigger warning because it’s just the worst thing that could ever happen
are you being ironic or have you just never seen Chicago
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It will happen.
This would be the most bittersweet movie in the world.
Oh my god.
want
i would cry
I will cry myself into an early grave.
OMG WHAT IF
I’m tearing up just thinking about it oh my god
and all the potterheads would just be like forty or fifty years old sitting in the movie theater with their kids and grandkids if you’re that old and we’ll all just be crying at the screen and we’ll all get wierd looks from our kids because there are like a thousand old people crying because professor snape said turn to page 394.
and we’ll just all sob and hold each other
I’ll bring the tissues.
OMG yes please
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I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
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